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Microsoft Golf Moves Too Quickly or Too Slowly "This problem occurs because Windows NT is a preemptive multitasking operating system."
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You can migrate your cookies by exporting your cookies before you upgrade by using the Import/Export Wizard that is included in Internet Explorer 5.0 or Internet Explorer 6.0. To start the Import and Export Wizard, start Internet Explorer, on the File menu click Import/Export, and then follow the instructions to export your cookies to a file. After you upgrade to Windows XP, use the Import and Export Wizard again to import your cookies from this file. For additional information, click the article numbers below to view the articles in the Microsoft Knowledge Base:
Или следующий бред: http://support.microsoft.com/?kbid=152697
Koi and the Kola Nuts: The Story of Koi and the Kola Nuts
PAGE 1
Come. Sit down. I will tell you a story that comes from Africa. It is dawn in the west of Africa. And the sun is a big orange-red ball, slowly rising over the horizon.
Feel the warm breeze that blows. The rains have just come and the earth is full of promise.
PAGE 2
Flowers bloom and banana trees bear fruit and the yams and rice grow well in the fields. Smell the beautiful fragrances.
Look, the animals gather at the river. Far in the distance there is a village. The smoke from the cooking fires makes a trail in the sky.
PAGE 3
Listen. You can hear the sound of the drums. The drums spread the news that the chief of a village has died.
All of the people and all of the animals from miles around hear the message of the drums: Chief Sadaka is dead.
...........
...........
...........
PAGE 47
Suddenly a smile comes over the face of the very large and very fat woman, as she sings: Now we will have a feast! Finally, we will have a feast!" And now the story is over.
You can migrate your cookies by exporting your cookies before you upgrade by using the Import/Export Wizard that is included in Internet Explorer 5.0 or Internet Explorer 6.0. To start the Import and Export Wizard, start Internet Explorer, on the File menu click Import/Export, and then follow the instructions to export your cookies to a file. After you upgrade to Windows XP, use the Import and Export Wizard again to import your cookies from this file. For additional information, click the article numbers below to view the articles in the Microsoft Knowledge Base:
Или следующий бред: http://support.microsoft.com/?kbid=152697
Koi and the Kola Nuts: The Story of Koi and the Kola Nuts
PAGE 1
Come. Sit down. I will tell you a story that comes from Africa. It is dawn in the west of Africa. And the sun is a big orange-red ball, slowly rising over the horizon.
Feel the warm breeze that blows. The rains have just come and the earth is full of promise.
PAGE 2
Flowers bloom and banana trees bear fruit and the yams and rice grow well in the fields. Smell the beautiful fragrances.
Look, the animals gather at the river. Far in the distance there is a village. The smoke from the cooking fires makes a trail in the sky.
PAGE 3
Listen. You can hear the sound of the drums. The drums spread the news that the chief of a village has died.
All of the people and all of the animals from miles around hear the message of the drums: Chief Sadaka is dead.
...........
...........
...........
PAGE 47
Suddenly a smile comes over the face of the very large and very fat woman, as she sings: Now we will have a feast! Finally, we will have a feast!" And now the story is over.
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